1. Q. Why did God make Schnoodles so cute?
A. Because when their dad spends the better part of a day putting up a fence around his garden (more on that later) and lays in the dirt securing the bottom so that the aforementioned Schnoodle can't dig under it, and hours after he started he's sitting in his grand enclosure basking in the cleverness that is him, and Ole' Mr. Wilson happily sees aforementioned Dad basking in his glory behind his newly erected fortress, and he runs and vaults over the two and a half foot high enclosure, Dad simple smiles and says, "oh well."
2. Give a guy a tiger striped bandana and viola, instant predator! Here's Mr. Wilson on the hunt...
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