Darn Teenagers!

What's the big deal? I jump on people, so stab me with a spoon, jeez, you try being ten inches tall, see if you don't jump up on the giants around here! And so I got in the garbage and liberated some pork chop bones, big whoop, if you didn't want me to have them you should have gotten rid of them, I'm a dog, remember Einstein? And what's with all this "sit, stay. down, come" stuff? I get it already, you don't have to keep bugging me, I'll get around to listening when I get around to it, so bug off and let me just be cute and irresistible already! People. Unbelievable. This is ridiculous! I'm taking a nap, wake me up at suppertime!